Capiltalist Culture Myth Deprogramming Playground
The past happened without intention, design, or beneficiaries.
The past has no agenda. It’s just a coincidence who wrote it.
History isn’t biased, it's just what happened.
Your body is a product — always improvable through consumption.
Your body is a project, and your failure to complete it is moral.
Perfection is possible — if you spend every dollar and hate yourself just enough.
Inequity results from the failures of marginalized cultures, not structural power.
You're not excluded — your culture/class just isn't good enough.
If the nstitutions don’t work for you, it is your fault.
Men must work; women must sacrifice.
Some people were born to carry. Some were born to be carried.
Service becomes sacred when it's unpaid.
Hard work cleanses moral impurity and guarantees future reward.
Your suffering makes you holy. Now get back to work.
Burnout is just the light of your virtue glowing.
You can opt out of politics.
You don’t need politics. You have preferences.
Silence is freedom when nothing affects you.
Media liberates you. Media is impartial.
Freedom is real — it’s just on the other side of that screen.
Digital bliss always awaits… right after your next shift.
Being forced to pick between collapsing options counts as agency.
You can pick any cage you want — that’s liberty.
Freedom means deciding which illusion fits best.
Structural problems become individual weaknesses.
The system didn’t break you. You broke yourself.
It’s not structural — it’s your mindset.
Your suffering is a direct reflection of your poor choices.
If you're unstable, it's because you didn’t earn stability.
Fear keeps the machine running — and your mouth shut.
Your employer is your family. Coporations do good.
They care because it's good for business.
When a brand loves your money, they love you.
You will always have more years to sacrifice for long-term success.
You can do it all.
You can sleep when you are dead.
The middle class exists and will continue to exist.
One layoff away from ruin — but with granite countertops.
And in charge of saving society! What a gig!
If you climb hard enough, you will leave your class behind.
The ladder is real. Just ignore the grease.
Climb hard enough and you’ll get somewhere. Maybe.
Negative emotions are failures of mindset, not symptoms of structure.
If you’re not smiling, you’re the problem.
Toxic positivity is the preferred emotional flavor of late capitalism.
Dependence is shameful; precarity is noble.
You can be self-made. Just ignore the boot on your neck.
Asking for help is weakness. Dying alone is strength.
The market reflects your choices, not the constraints shaping them.
You’re not being manipulated — you’re expressing yourself™.
Capitalism lets you pick which leash you want to wear.
Tools are impartial even when they reproduce power.
Tools don’t have values. The corporations using them do.
Surveillance is innovation if you call it seamless.
There is not enough for everyone — so compete, not organize.
There’s not enough for everyone — especially not you.
Manufactured lack makes competition feel natural.
Your job is who you are.
You don’t have a job — you are a job.
If you’re not building your brand, you’re wasting your life.
You deserve to exist only if you produce value.
You are what you output. Rest is for the inefficient.
Your existence is justified by measurable returns.
The economy must and can expand forever, even if the world cannot.
There is no such thing as too much — until collapse.
If it’s not expanding, it’s dying. So are you.
No one helped you — therefore you owe no one.
A narrative that equates wealth and success with personal achievement and poverty with laziness.
It erases how power creates and maintains mobility.
If you’re not succeeding, it’s because you didn’t optimize yourself enough. If you are succeeding, it's because you have merit.
A story that credits winners for their grit and blames losers for their weakness.
A narrative that conceals the material systems that actually determine mobility.